Visitors Beware

By accessing our site or using our services, including purchasing any products, you represent, warrant, understand and agree that you are at least 18 years of age or are visiting KILLERCONDO.US with the permission and supervision of a parent or guardian. 

If you are from an Extraterrestrial species and your years of age are too abstract for Earthly comprehension, then please proceed at your own risk because it doesn't really matter to us.

Intellectual Property Rights

You may not reproduce, modify, display or otherwise make commercial use of any content from the KILLERCONDO.US website. All graphic, images, and content are the exclusive property of Killer Condo LLC. Any of the aforementioned use of our copyrighted intellectual property constitutes infringement, unfair competition and dilution in violation of federal and state common law, including 15 U.S.C. §§ 1114, 1125. Killer Condo LLC reserves the right to pursue whatever legal action is neccesary in order to protect our valuable rights against those in violation.


While most items are shipped out immediately, please allow up to 3 days for order processing. If we exceed the usual turnaround time for any reason (such as our being abducted by aliens), or if you provide us with an invalid shipping address, we'll definitely let you know.

All orders come with complimentary tracking and delivery confirmation.

Domestic orders are shipped via United States Postal Service 1-3 days. 

Extraterrestrial orders are completely beyond our control.

International orders are shipped via USPS First Class Mail 6-9 business days, not including order processing time. Although quite rare, extended Customs delays at your country's border can occur. If you have not received your international shipment within 4 weeks from purchase date, contact us and we'll do whatever it takes to ensure you receive your merchandise. 

International buyers are responsible for all customs fees, taxes, tariffs, or receiving fees incurred, and are responsible for knowing and abiding by any import restrictions their country may have.

There are no rules, restrictions, or anything that we know of for Extraterrestrial buyers.

Exchanges & Returns

We always suggest measuring a garment you own and love to see how it compares to our measurements located within our product listings. If you do not get the perfect fit, it's no problem to make an exchange.

Exchanges & returns may only be made within 30 days from receiving the item(s). Merchandise must arrive to us in unworn, undamaged, unlaundered condition.

To proceed with an exchange, you may simply send the item(s) to the return address located on your shipping label with a note explaining your newly desired item(s) and size(s). Upon our receiving your shipment, we'll immediately send out the replacement(s).

We stand behind our products and want everyone to be happy. If you have a change of heart, or if the product just isn't what you wanted, it's no problem to make a return.
To proceed with a return, you would likewise send the item(s) to the return address located on your shipping label with a note explaining you are making a return. Upon our receiving your shipment, we will then refund you in full.

If you live in outer space, you would have to deliver the item(s) in person to our Company Base and we'll see if we can sort things out.